Saturday, January 7, 2012


Today has been a rough day. I woke up with a pounding sinus headache. I was truly thankful I didn't have anywhere to be or too much to do today.

However, I did need to do one last return. For Christmas, my dad bought my husband and I this lovely present:

A Beavis and Butthead Lava lamp and


Beavis and Butthead Bobble Head dolls. I told him to just get my husband beer to make his Christmas tolerable, what with him having to be around his in-laws and all but Dad insisted.

We all had a good laugh but honestly, I could do without the bobble head doll and lava lamp so I called Spencer's Gift and asked if I could return it. They said no problem, just bring it in. But in our Christmas fun, I had pulled the tab on Beavis so we could all hear what he said. So all the way to the mall, Beavis was in the backseat spouting out "Booiiiinnnnnggggg" and "Shut up Butthead."

It didn't stop there.

Unfortunately I parked at the wrong end of the mall (which you always do because that's life) and I had to walk all the way from the opposite end of the mall to Spencer's with Beavis going "Booooiiinnnggg" all the way. I even half expected when I passed Victoria's Secret for Beavis to chime in but in fabulous Beavis fail mode, he stayed silent. Return went off without a hitch.

And I got one last present for my little sister's eighteenth birthday. It's less than a month and I know she'll be excited.

So that was my day. Not nearly enough editing of The Long Con because of my headache. I came straight back home and collapsed in bed.  :(

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Holy &$@%!

It's been crazy cold here in Florida. We had a hard freeze warning here and I wasn't entirely sure what that was. I'm sure you Northerners are laughing at me.

I think we've left Florida, Milly. What do you think?

She says: You may be right.